Facebook Tech statuses

Mom: "Who are you laughing with?" Me: "My laptop."
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We go together like copy and paste.
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I hate it when people say, "You tweet too much!" Like b*tch, that`s what Twitter is for.
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Mom, one does not simply pause an online game...
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I`ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site..
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We have all made a file named "passwords" on our computer that contains our passwords for every website....
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There is no English word you can write by using the bottom row of the keyboard.
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You can learn a lot about a person from Google Search auto-complete.
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Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe…
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"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?" Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason
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