Facebook Tech statuses

That moment when even Caps Lock can`t express your anger..
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"Are you athletic?" "Yeah I surf... the Internet."
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"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it`s TWITTER."
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I can`t believe there was once a day when I thought facebook was better than twitter..
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iPhone = Eye Phone. Siri spelled backwards is `Iris`. Your iPhone is watching you.
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Take a look at your Instagram. If your last 5 pictures are of your face, everyone hates you.
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Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the first telephone, never phoned his wife or mother. They were both deaf.
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A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
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We all have that embarrassing e-mail address that we made when we were 11.
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My computer is basically useless when it`s not connected to the Internet.
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