Facebook Tech statuses

I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the Internet, read the Internet, and listen to the Internet.
-unknown
Studies show that Internet is making us lonely, depressed and possibly crazy.
-unknown
iPhone 5,preferred by people who have more money than sense.
-Abdul
We all have tried the neighbors WiFi to see if it works..
-unknown
I have a life, it`s just that 90% of the time it involves my couch and temple run.
-unknown
Cure to my bad mood = Sleep + Food + Internet
-unknown
My mom thinks I`m the only person who spends all day on the INTERNET.
-unknown
I`m obviously not as smart as Steve Jobs, but I`d make the charger about 2 feet longer.⁰⁰
-unknown
90% of conflicts in older movies could be solved by cell phones.
-unknown
"COMPUTER: “Wanna update this?” ME: “Sure” COMPUTER: “You have to restart your computer“ ME: “Never mind”
-unknown

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