You haven`t experienced embarrassment until you`ve been caught taking a selfie.
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Facebook Tech statuses
My laptop is so bright today *puts on sunscreen*
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Save as: fjhdsk? The file fjhdsk already exists? fjhdsk 2.
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Hey what`s your email?" "oh it`s (gives your goofy email)" -laugh- "shut up, I made it when I was 12."
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I`m not stealing my neighbor`s WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
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Dear Ad.Fly, I will always "Skip this ad."
-Alex
Mom: "Let me see your Twitter." Me: *Throws computer out the window* "What Twitter?!"
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Call of Duty is like an iPhone. New game every year, basically the same.
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"Page 404 not found." But I wasn`t even looking for page 404...
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Having an awesome moment and thinking "I have to tweet that!"
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