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I go for a run everyday....... on Temple Run!
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According to a recent research, kids born today will spend about 25% of their lives looking at screens.
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Bitch, you`re just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.
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That awkward moment when you`re in 1st place in Mario Kart, then suddenly something hits you and boom! 8th place
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered. Please try later. Error 226110"
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I wish I could just install google in my brain so that I won`t have to study all the time.
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I`m literally so out of shape like Internet explorer could probably run faster than me.
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Legend has it the "M" in MTV once stood for music.
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Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
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