Silly phone, that wasn`t a "missed" call. That was a "I looked and saw who it was and pressed ignore" call.
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Facebook Tech statuses
iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
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Keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer.
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Changing your password and then instantly forgetting it.
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The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
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If you search "askew" in Google search, the page will tilt slightly clockwise.
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The game Halo 2 was delayed for PC release because one of the developers hid a picture of his butt in the game.
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I used to describe Twitter as a "global conversation." Now it`s overrun by unemployed wannabe cool kids who think thoughts can be patented.
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If you`re having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.
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We`ve created the greatest tool in the history of mankind: The INTERNET. We`re just missing one last component. *uploads first cat pic*
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