Facebook Tech statuses

Takes picture, *delete* Takes picture, *delete* Takes picture...YESSS finally! The perfect one!
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Dear Low battery, Meet your worst nightmare. Sincerely, Charger.
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Turn ons: Free shipping.
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why is it I barely have signal in my house but the f**king Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??
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Twitter: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.
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Did you Know ? ‏
People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
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An iPhone with the durability of a Nokia brick please
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If your boyfriend answers your text while playing Call of Duty, he doesn`t love you. He just died on the game.
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My mind says homework but my heart says INTERNET.
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I`m a bi-polar tweeter. One day I`ll tweet a lot, the next day I`ll barely tweet at all.
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