Twitter is my friend, Youtube is my voice, and Google is my brain.
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Facebook Tech statuses
Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball? Like if you used to do that!
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In a way, I feel sorry for the children of our generation. They`ll have parents who know how to check browsing history.
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I`ve been using Google for like 12 years and I have no idea what the "I`m Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”
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What iPhones
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Oh your Twitter account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
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Tweet like nobody`s following or reading or judging.
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I spend more time looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching one.
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“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!†Bitch, is your caps lock having a seizure?
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