Facebook Tech statuses

If you put your iPhone in an empty bowl or jar it will amplify your music!
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If you’re a hacker…

Here’s my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●●
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While phones are getting thinner and smarter, People are getting dumber and fatter.
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My relationship is like an iPhone 5s. I don’t have an iPhone 5s.
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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
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I believe in love at first site. I didn`t find my love on Myspace which is why I am still single. :(
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R.I.P to all the relationships that are about to be destroyed by GTA V.
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That awkward moment when you`re kicking ass at Mario Kart, then you realize you`ve been watching the wrong screen.
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"I wasn`t that drunk." "Dude you logged into Myspace"
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Putting `official` in your twitter username to let your 34 followers know its the real you.
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