Facebook Tech statuses

95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the phones front camera
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I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing
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I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply.
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Tip: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which its located.
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In an 8 hour period, Bill Gates makes around $4 million.... ..... while he`s sleeping.
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Do real people follow me or is my mom making up fake accounts.
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When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
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Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends, I have Twitter.
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my brain has too many tabs open
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Why are iPhone Chargers not called Apple Juice?
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