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					 95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the phones front camera					
					
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					 I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing					
					
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					 I have a bad habit of reading a text and forgetting to reply. 					
					
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					 Tip: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room in which its located.					
					
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					 In an 8 hour period, Bill Gates makes around $4 million.... ..... while he`s sleeping.					
					
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					 Do real people follow me or is my mom making up fake accounts.					
					
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					 When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.					
					
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					 Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends, I have Twitter.					
					
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					 my brain has too many tabs open					
					
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					 Why are iPhone Chargers not called Apple Juice?					
					
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