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I have to plug my mobile phone into the charger so much throughout the day, that I basically have a landline again.
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Apple has “air.” Google has “earth.” Amazon has “fire.” Microsoft needs to make something called “water.
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We should take a moment to just appreciate that not only Google search exists but it is also for free.
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When you Google one question and the whole exam is there
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If I didn’t have internet I wouldn’t be able to know about 80% of the things that I know.
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The saying “So easy a child could do it” should be updated for today’s technology age to “So easy your parents could do it”
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“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human equivalent of “turning it off and on again”
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People under 20 or so will never understand how “227774446640446666330644455555” was how you texted someone to pick up milk on the way home.
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I could actually set a record for binge watching my shows on Netflix
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Press "9" on your phone if you are getting a call from a telemarketer. Don`t say anything, it`ll add your # to the don`t-call list.
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