Facebook Tech statuses
"going to bed" means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile tweeting in the dark.
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Nothing`s worse than going on a trip and forgetting my..... CHARGER.
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Dear iPhone, I have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha" ...I hate you.
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We are the WTF generation:
W - Wikipedia
T - Twitter
F - Facebook
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For a fun prank Twitter should switch the status box with the search box so people are constantly posting updates of who they`re stalking.
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Ads I can handle. Buffering I can handle. But ads that buffer? That`s just cruel. Kill me in the head!
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1% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger.
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Who remembers going on the computer just to go on paint and space pinball?
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In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken.
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I always restart a game when I know I`m going to lose.
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