Facebook Tech statuses

Why are all social networking sites blue? Because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.
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Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you.
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Someone: can I use your computer for a second Me: what do you need I`ll look it up for you
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true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
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if i google a question i dont want some fancy article i just want a yahoo answers reply
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My texting speed varies from embarrassingly fast to 2 business days later.
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*gets close to flappy bird high score*

*eyes start to water*
*body starts to itch*
*grip on your phone suddenly becomes uncomfortable*
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"I love One Direction"

Well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?
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what if someone printed out your tweets and threw them around the school like in mean girls
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Swipe left or right on the iPhone calculator to delete the last digit. This way, you won`t have to start all over.
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