Admit it: You joined Twitter because you were curious and now you`re addicted.
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Facebook Tech statuses
The hardest thing is having to choose between internet and sleep.
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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
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I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater.
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I just bought a 3D Kindle...or a book as its commonly known.
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When I die I want written on my tombstone Finally Offline.
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An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.
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Internet Explorer is the best browser for downloading another browser.
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I`ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I`m Feeling Lucky" button is for.
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Twitter is basically you just having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
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