Facebook Tech statuses
That heartbreaking moment when your charger starts getting double chins
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Twitter makes me forget I have text messages.
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You don’t know true heartbreak until one side of your headphones randomly quit working.
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You don`t know the struggle if you haven`t had to hold your charger in a certain way to make it work.
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I`ll summon the end of days. I`ll burn the earth. I WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE! Oh never mind, the wifi`s back on.
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That annoying moment when you accidentally close the wrong tab.
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TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you
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Me in the Hunger Games: What`s the wifi code for this arena?
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Dear Microsoft word, I`m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly.
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That disappointing feeling you get when you unlock the black guy in temple run and realize he`s not any faster.
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