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					 Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they`re panicking over who`s getting cut next.					
					
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					 Before closing out of a paper, pressing the save button repeatedly, just to make sure it saved. 					
					
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					 LIKE IF Making faces at the computer when it begins to lag.					
					
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					 An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.					
					
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					 ALT + F4 is my Escape button 					
					
						-Jesse					
										
				
				
				
					
					 Most people: 1 hour each night on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr. 
Me: Online all day everyday.					
					
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					 kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person					
					
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					 You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history...					
					
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					 Teacher: "What is something you need that you can`t see or feel?" Student: "Air." Me: "WiFi."					
					
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					 Instead of 140 characters, Tweets should be limited to your IQ number.					
					
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