Facebook Tech statuses

Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they`re panicking over who`s getting cut next.
-unknown
Before closing out of a paper, pressing the save button repeatedly, just to make sure it saved.
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LIKE IF Making faces at the computer when it begins to lag.
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An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.
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ALT + F4 is my Escape button
-Jesse
Most people: 1 hour each night on Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr.
Me: Online all day everyday.
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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
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You never know a person until you walk in their shoes, or until you check their browser history...
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Teacher: "What is something you need that you can`t see or feel?" Student: "Air." Me: "WiFi."
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Instead of 140 characters, Tweets should be limited to your IQ number.
-unknown

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