Facebook Tech statuses

Why can`t I pay like $1.99 for a game I can play for an entire commute instead of $0.00 for a game that lasts five minutes?
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That little smile when people retweet your tweet.
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It’s interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering.
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Opening snapchats in public is always risky.
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Accidentally close a tab on your browser? No problem! Hit ctrl-shift-T and the page will pop up again.
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Instagram: Ice bucket
Ice bucket
Ice bucket
It`s not
goodbye it`s see you later
Ice bucket
Ice bucket
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I like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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That sad moment when your internet doesn`t work and you don`t know what to do with your life.
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YOCO = You Only Cute Online
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I need a phone with 500% battery life
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