I need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying
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There`s no crying in Twitter, that`s why you have a Facebook account.
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Admit it, you should be doing something else important right now, but you came to facebook instead.
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I have a life outside facebook I just can`t remember my password for it...
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"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses all respect for you..
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I don`t normally do this, but like for a like?
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My girlfriend said she`s leaving because of my Facebook addiction. I didn`t like her comment.
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Some girls need to invest in a diary rather than telling it all to Facebook.
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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. :)
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If Facebook ever shut down you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
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