I`m not addicted to facebook. I only login when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
-unknown
Facebook Facebook related statuses
Me: Hello sir, Would you like a Facebook? Stranger: Sure?
Me: Okay. See? -Points at face-
Stranger: Oh no. Ive changed my answer!
Me: -Points to book- Book. -Quickly Shoves book into- his face-
Stranger: OW!
Me: What? You asked for a "Face" "Book"! And I gave you one. Your Welcome.
Me: Okay. See? -Points at face-
Stranger: Oh no. Ive changed my answer!
Me: -Points to book- Book. -Quickly Shoves book into- his face-
Stranger: OW!
Me: What? You asked for a "Face" "Book"! And I gave you one. Your Welcome.
-Kayla
11 year olds who change their Facebook status to it`s complicated.. What did he do steal your ice cream!?
-unknown
Oh you post Bible verses on Facebook?
You`re definitely getting into heaven.
You`re definitely getting into heaven.
-Moinul
Like for a like?
-unknown
we need block all game request button on Facebook
-unknown
A kiss is made as a special connection; not for likes on Facebook.
-Hannah
A Facebook study found that if someone " likes" your status from 2 or more weeks ago, they`re stalking you.
-unknown
Dear Facebook: Keep your drama over there. Sincerely, Twitter.
-unknown
The Facebook "ping" sound is an Fmaj7 chord - the notes actually spell out F-A-C-E.
-unknown