I`m in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he`s going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
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Just deleted 10 friends - Are you next??
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Dad joined facebook. . . . . .kid`s status. . .`wtf`. . . .dad asks him. . . . . `what is wtf. . ?`. . Kid replies. . . .`welcome to facebook. . .`. . . . :P
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is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? ;)
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We should put together, My Space, Facebook, Youtube, Twitter...and call it: My Face You Twitt !
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Tries to fill the empty void in his life by gettign people to like his status updates.
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insert coin 2 view todayz status!! :D :D
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Take it easy! you`re just in the wrong fb wall as I am!! ")
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just explained to my mom that not "liking" her status wasn’t the same as "disliking" her status. Facebook can be complicated.
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loves doing the “scroll of shame” the morning after drinking. That`s when I walk through all the stuff I shouldn`t have done on Facebook the night before.
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