Facebook Facebook related statuses

Being shared is basically saying "I feel you my nigga."
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*Browsing Facebook*
*See`s bitchy status*
78 COMMENTS!

*Gets popcorn* This is gonna be good....
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Me in 2009: "I must like every single page on facebook."
Me in 2012: "I must unlike every single page on facebook."
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Friendzoned should be a relationship status on Facebook.
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wanting to change your profile picture but not having any decent photos to use.
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On Facebook we`re all friends but outside we don`t even say hi.
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The funniest thing about this status, is that by the time you realize that it doesn`t say anything, it`s too late for you to stop reading it.
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If it wasn`t for Twitter, we`d all be on Facebook refreshing our pages every 2 minutes, wishing for new notifications..
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That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one.
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Dear Facebook, you should feel special. I`m always choosing you over sleep.
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