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like this and I’ll tell you what profession I think you will have.

Like this if you think you can do better

Look at your status, now back to mine. Now back to yours, now back to mine.

Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting useless idiocy and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up.

Where are you? You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. Anything is possible when your status has a point. I`m on a computer

is updating his status to let you know his status is that he has no status.

is thinking about how everyone seems to have their face in a book but no one seems to be reading much anymore.

is wondering if i will get a notification if i like my own status. Lets find out.

says that all of his true friends will like this status. Are you his true friend?

why is it that whenever there’s two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?

Like this if you want more status
Leave a comment on what topic I should talk about
Animals,
Blondes,
More Status
...I need ideas people

I Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I`m hating me for Liking your status!