Hi,my name is _________ and I`m a likeoholic.
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LIKE If cleaning your room used to mean shoving everything under your bed or in your closet
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If your relationship status says, "It`s complicated" you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" :)
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Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
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Study...study...stud....sta....ah....staf.....stafay....fay....face....facebook :D
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YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!
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Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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Wow! You`re photos really don`t look like you in real life. Maybe you`ve edited them too much?
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Liking your own status on Facebook..is like high fiving yourself in public :)
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I think Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES" button right below the status update.
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