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Facebook REALLY needs a `No one cares` button
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That one day fame on facebook because it`s not birthday.
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Thanks to Facebook, i now know what everyone`s bathroom looks like
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In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
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Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?
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Texting + Facebook= Textbook. So I`m studying.
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1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me???? o.O
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Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:
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I`m in love with your statuses. You always make me smile :) ♥
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39 mutual friends and still don`t know who this person is(was). (WTF)
-Morris

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