do you ever start writing a status and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
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Facebook Facebook related statuses
"Emma wants your help in FarmVille"
Emma needs to get a life
Emma needs to get a life
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If you need to cry just use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
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That awkward moment when facebook changes and i didnt figure out last weeks changes yet slow down zuckerberg
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Relationship Status: Never need to lock my phone.
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taking cute selfies is really hard when you`re not cute
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RIP Facebook, too many of our parents joined.
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Twitter is like my dirty diary of all the Facebook statuses I could never post.
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I`m here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook..
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If Facebook ever shuts down, you`ll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming `Do you like this?!.. DO YOU?`
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