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If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he`d stop saying I`m unproductive.
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The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago...
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The first and last person to LIKE this status are the sexiest people in the whole wide world! :)
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CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKE it! :D
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Morning Routine: 1. Wake Up 2. Check phone for messages 3. Check Facebook for any notifications
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
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That awkward moment when someone you don`t know adds you on facebook and they message you asking who you are. B*tch, you added me!
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Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.
-Usama
Log Out is the hardest button to press
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I remember all my friends` birthday! Since I was on Facebook!
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