Facebook Facebook related statuses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Friend request are great, but who the hell are you?

If you think I`m cute (like my status).
If you think I`m a good friend (comment on this).
If you hate me (message me & tell me why).
If you ever had a crush on me, be honest, (send a poke).
If you`re not scared (make this your status).

Typing "HAHA" even when there`s nothing funny just to keep the conversation not too serious.

How did we spend all our time before Facebook was invented? D:

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant..!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?

That awkward moment when a comment gets more “likes” than your status.

☻/ღ˚ •。* ♥ ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。 /▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚…just sprinkling a little Love on your profile. ~♥~˚ ✰* ★ / ˚. ★ *˛ ˚♥* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。

That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.

I`m back.. from my Facebook vacation :)