Facebook Facebook related statuses

That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.

Log into facebook, look at notifications, talk to friends, scroll down the newsfeed, stalk Profiles & log out.

Liking your own status is like, calling your cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.

"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me``

facebook is boring when the person you want to be online is not :/

The awkward moment when you put a new profile picture on facebook, and someone likes your old one...

I Can Honestly Say I barely/don`t even talk to most of the my "friends" on facebook.

Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn`t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? ......You`re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! :P

CAUTION: This status will self-destruct in 10 seconds. The only way to stop it is by LIKEing it! :D