People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers
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Facebook Facebook related statuses
Face your problems. Don`t Facebook your problems.
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My iphone battery can last longer than most relationships on Facebook.
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OH GREAT, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can`t text me back?
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Relationships these days, start & end on facebook.
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If you aren`t on Facebook, everyone you went to high school with just assumes you`re dead.
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Don`t push people to like you, you`re not a Facebook status
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Texting + Facebook = Textbook, so I`m studying right?
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Homework: "Do me!" Facebook: "Don`t listen to that slut."
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That awkward moment when you say ‘Hey’ to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out..
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