Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during the winter.
-unknown
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I hate misspelling words when I post a status >_>
-unknown
You look stupid using hash tags on Facebook. Hash tags are for Twitter. #Thankyou.
-Alexia
Exit facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check facebook.
-unknown
When it snows outside 5% people will go outside and play in it , while 95% make a Facebook status about it.
-unknown
Was in a bus when someone cracked a funny joke, then i started looking for the Like button.
-Philip
Your profile picture is a car.....that`s cool I didn`t know you were a transformer
-unknown
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when you get no likes, so you delete your status.
-unknown
Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. Your just doing it for attention and you`ll be back in an hour.
-unknown
twinkle twinkle little star like this status if u know what u r..........
-Vignesh