Profile Pictures = How your friend wants to look. Tagged photos = How your friend actually looks.
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Facebook Facebook related statuses
That awkward moment when Facebook forgets your birthday
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Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
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Admit it, you should be doing something really important right now. But you came to FACEBOOK instead.
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Hey, fb needs a `dislike` button! `Dislike` my status if you agree! Oh wait! Darn it! No dislike button!
-Jake
Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to "unstable".
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I`m going to change my Facebook name to "Benefits" so when you add someone it`ll say "You are now friends with benefits."
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Are they dating? "I don`t know lets see..(check facebook)"
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Hey, I just sent you a friend request, not a marriage proposal.
-Bruno
Facebook would be a lot better if they had an "Ignore all engagement and wedding posts" option.
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