Facebook is for people, I normally see. Twitter is for people, I wish I could see.
-unknown
Facebook Facebook related statuses
That moment when you are bored on facebook and you attack your own wall with statuses from statusbook.net :)
-Fiona
Facebook is: 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody’s Diary.
-unknown
Liking a Facebook status, that is clearly about you, because you`re a fearless bastard. :D
-unknown
90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with
-unknown
Twitter over capacity? Retry. Retry. Retry. Home. Retry. Retry. Facebook.
-unknown
Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. `You`re just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour`.
-unknown
Say it to my face, not through your status.
-unknown
Admit it, We all have that one person we hate, but constantly look at their facebook profile.
-unknown
I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
-Vishal