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					 If my room is clean, it means that FACEBOOK is not working.					
					
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					 You liked your own Facebook status?........Ok.......You`re cool.					
					
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					 I wonder how many kids would be failing school if it wasn`t for Google, and who would be passing if it wasn`t for Facebook.					
					
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					 RIP Facebook Say Hi To Myspace For Me, Sincerely Twitter.					
					
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					 Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯					
					
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					 *On Facebook* Hot person: Just ate lunch! *93 likes, 37 comments* - Normal person: It`s my birthday! :D *mom likes this*					
					
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					 Facebook : Posting 100s of statuses in a day =OBSESSED ... Twitter : Posting 100′s of tweets in a day = NORMAL. THEREFORE, Twitter is better					
					
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					 The awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.					
					
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					 That awkward moment when you can`t help looking through your ex`s photos on Facebook.					
					
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					 That awkward moment when someone isn`t texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile..					
					
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