Facebook Facebook related statuses

Facebook is for friends that are now strangers. Twitter is for strangers that should be your friends.

*In a relationship* 20 hot guys/girls trying to hit you up. *Single* No one likes you..

Liking a Facebook status that is clearly about you, because you`re a fearless bastard.

Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.

I bet if Einstein had Facebook/Twitter to waste time with he wouldn`t have been all like smart and stuff.

I need you. I cant live without you. I need to see you everyday. I need to be with you every second. I need you to make me laugh. I need to play with you when im bored.
I love you .....

FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥

FACEBOOK PRANK: 1) Change your name to "No One." 2) Go try to add someone. It will say, "No One wants to be your friend."

Today my mom made me add her on facebook. She posted on my wall saying: "hi sweetie!" .... 23 people liked it. -___-

That awesome moment when Reading your best friend`s status and thinking, "Ha! I know exactly who that`s about!

Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like.