You don`t know something? → Google it. You don`t know someone? → Facebook it. You can`t find something? → Ask Mom.
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Facebook Facebook related statuses
*Dosen`t go on Facebook for a week* Expectations: 23 Friend Requests. 9 Messages. 56 Notifications. Reality: 1 game request notification.
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Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else’s status.
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Hardest button to click ---> "LOGOUT"
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69 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
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Funny how one status message can make 20 people think you are talking about them.
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I would have so much fun if Facebook had anonymous messaging... :D
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Dear Facebook, you should feel special. I`m always choosing you over sleep.
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If Facebook had a dislike button, I would have lots of enemies
-Bruno
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like it’s the morning paper ?
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