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we all have that one family member who comments on and likes every thing u do on facebook
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People who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt.
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When you take a good selfie but no one is online to see it
*pushes back selfie release date*
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On facebook a guy can post "I love my girl". And that will get all his numerous girlfriends excited.
-Vitu
Don`t let Facebook fool you, we are not "friends" .
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Facebook is now like home, if I don`t come back in 24 hours it means either I am lost, dead, sick or had an accident.
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I hate when you try to screenshot on your iPhone but instead your app closes and your screen turns off
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Admit it you should be doing something really important right now but you`re on Facebook instead.
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I hate when people spell your name wrong on Facebook. I mean f-ck, its right here!
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I think some people just log into Facebook just to send me game #requests.
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