Like this with your elbow ;)
-unknown
Facebook Facebook related statuses
I love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I`m crazy...
-unknown
Facebook should have a limit on
times you can update your
relationship status, after 3 it
should default to "unstable".
times you can update your
relationship status, after 3 it
should default to "unstable".
-Collins
Teacher: "What`s your favorite book?" Me: "Facebook."
-unknown
Actually no, my status/tweet wasn`t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
-unknown
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace.
-Jake
This status is so good you will read it twice, this status is so good you just read it twice.
-unknown
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You`re only doing it for attention and you`ll be back in a day.
-Mario
…has many friends on Facebook, but this one’s the BEST: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
-unknown
Believe it or not, everybody has their problems, some of us just prefer not to discuss them on facebook.
-unknown