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Facebook is just like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don`t know.
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No, I didn`t stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
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*Girls on facebook* "Getting starbucks with Jenny!" *4 minutes later* 87 pictures and 3 videos uploaded.
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Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
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Facebook turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework.
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The only thing more popular than Facebook`s "like" button, is Myspace`s "delete account" button.
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I hate when people correct my grammar on Facebook, Bitch this is not English class.
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when most of normal humans sing in the bathroom evolved humans like me think of their next facebook status.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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