Oh, you liked my picture from four months ago? You obviously weren`t stalking me..
-unknown
Facebook Facebook related statuses
Looking back on your old Facebook pictures and thinking "What the hell was I doing".
-unknown
"What happens in Vegas-" ...ends up on Facebook.
-Treshaun
Liking a status because you`re secretly trying to send someone a message.
-unknown
One day, I want to steal someone`s status, word for word, and see if they notice.
-unknown
lights off- dream on..
Bitch please..
Lights off- facebook on
Bitch please..
Lights off- facebook on
-Bhumswrang
Why does Facebook even give me the option to `like` my own status? Of course I like my status. I`m hilarious and sexy.
-unknown
Texting + Facebook = Textbook. Yes, Mom, I am studying.
-unknown
When people post statuses like “Don`t text or call me! Bad mood!” Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying...
-unknown
Facebook needs these 3 buttons: "dislike", "who cares?", & "are you an idiot?"
-unknown