Facebook Facebook related statuses
Just a reminder that you don’t have to tell Facebook goodnight. You can just stop talking.
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I scrolled too far back on my timeline and I ended up on myspace.
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They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on facebook.
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A boy`s painful letter to facebook-
Dear facebook,
please stop suggesting me beautiful
girls....
It really hurts when i can`t add them :(
. Sincerely,
Blocked user :`(
-Raymond
Texting + Facebook = Textbook. Yes, Mom, I am studying.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to respond to a comment on Facebook, so you just Like It instead.
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I wonder if someone will ever knock on my door and say, "Hey we have 7 mutual friends on Facebook, may I come in?"
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Couples breaking up on Facebook?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
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I thought you were good looking, until I clicked “view more pictures”.
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