That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook..
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Facebook Facebook related statuses
"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called.. "Me?"
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*Stalks crush on Facebook*.... * Accidentally likes status from 2009*.... *Deletes Facebook*.... *Sets computer on fire*... *Leaves country*
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*Browsing Facebook* *See`s bitchy status* 45 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn*
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There`s always that one idiot who ruins your whole status with a shitty comment.
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The best nights are those when it never crosses your mind to update your Facebook status.
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Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. :)
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May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
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I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
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I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline.
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