Facebook Clever statuses

Two things in life you have to take mental note of: don`t make any decisions when you`re
ANGRY. and Never make any promises when you`re HAPPY!
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I’m feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
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If you admit when you’re wrong then that counts as being right… so basically, I’m always right.
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They say to dream big but did they say for how long?
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^Think G R E E N.. i`m telling you-it`s the cleanest thought^ ")
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I`m reading a book about anti-gravity. It`s impossible to put down.
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People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.
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If being apathetic is wrong, then I don’t care.
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Google “Chuck Norris” and then click I’m feeling lucky.
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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them….
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