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nothing is funny when you are trying to be funny
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If you asked me how many times you`ve crossed my mind, i`d say once because you`ve never really left.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"... So....... GO TO SLEEP.
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Im a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I`m perfect.
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Smiling does not necessarily mean you`re happy. Sometimes it just means you`re strong.
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FOUR is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.
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simple tips to play safe.
* Don`t promise when you`re HaPpy
* Don`t replY when you`re anGry
* Don`t decide when you`re Sad
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People are funny. They spend money they haven`t earned, to buy things they don`t need, to impress people they don`t like.
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Ask no questions and here no lies.
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[w]onderful. [e]xiting. [i]ndependent. [r]eal. [d]ifferent. LIKE If you`re weird. :`)
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