Life`s like a pen. You can use white out to cover the mistakes up, but you`ll always be reminded of where you went wrong.
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Facebook Clever statuses
There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money. ツ
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"You`re nothing to me." "Why??" "Because nothing lasts forever.."
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How to get your teen to clean their room? Tell them you love doing it for them because then you get to snoop around in their stuff!
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I think, therefore I like
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again it was probably worth it.
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk??
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Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins.
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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog
-SharMa
Here`s to the future, because I`m done with the past.
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