Fighting with idiots is like wrestling a pig in the mud. You soon realize the pig likes it.
-unknown
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Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the cup of water. I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist.
-unknown
You can`t make the same mistake twice, the second time you make it, it`s no longer a mistake, it`s a choice.
-unknown
There are two reasons why people don’t talk about something. Either it doesn’t mean anything or it means everything.
-unknown
Ladies, don`t ever try to get a taken man to cheat. Cause if he does cheat on her for you, he`ll cheat on you for another girl too.
-unknown
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”
So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want him very badly.”
So Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”
-Thatheza
It’s amazing how the first heartbreak changes your outlook on every relationship after that.♥
-unknown
There`s always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don`t know, Emotion behind: I don`t care & Pain behind: It`s okay.
-unknown
Never say "That won`t happen to me". Life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
-unknown
Never trust anyone who says, "I`m not supposed to tell anyone but..``
-unknown