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Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

If you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “Oranges”.

If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" what would happen? Think about it. Mind = Blown.

Even The sun sets in Paradise ...

The less you say, the more people will listen.

I just thought of a brand new social networking tool for the kids. Are you ready for it...? It`s called, "outside".

"I`m not like most girls/boys." - Most girls and boys

Everybody has a secret that would break your heart. Remember that.

He`s so poor that he can`t even pay attention .... :)

If you want to be trusted, then you have to be honest.