Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
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Facebook Clever statuses
People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains.
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Things you should never do after a breakup? 1) Listen to love songs. 2) Read old messages 3) Read their statuses, tweets or updates.
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Fake friends are no different than shadows, they stick around during your brightest moments, but disappear during your darkest hours.
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Words are like water - easy to spill, hard to recollect.
-Aman
$19.99 because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.
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You never realize what you have till it`s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
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Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
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By not being Mainstream, you are actually being Mainstream...
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When butterflies get nervous, do they feel humans in their stomach?
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