Being nice to the people you don`t like isn`t called 2 faced, its called growing up.
-unknown
Facebook Clever statuses
Today is the oldest you`ve ever been, and the youngest you`ll ever be again.
-unknown
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
-unknown
You`re not ready for your next if you`re still trying to impress your ex.
-unknown
Half a dozen: because "six" is way too long.
-unknown
If you don`t understand my silence, how will you understand my words?
-unknown
Actually no, my status/tweet wasn`t aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
-unknown
I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken…
-unknown
Good for the bad and bad for the good!
-Shohan
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will anyone ever know?
-unknown