If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make you fat.
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Winners never quit. Fighters never give in. Champions never let anyone take advantage of them. Which one are you?
-Sade
Used to tell me sky`s the limit, now the sky`s our point of view.
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In every picture/sculpture of Adam & Eve, they both have belly buttons
Think about it, ... take all the time you need.
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You never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes…the person you want most is the person you`re best without.
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Oh, so you got arrested? Just say YOLO and I`m sure the cops will understand.
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Toilet paper is a lot like money... You never seem to have any when you need it most!
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There are 2 ways to become FAMOUS. 1-. You can be really good at something or 2-. Be so horribly bad that people can’t possibly ignore you
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