Metal music is called metal because it’s heavier than rock.
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If you clean your vacuum cleaner you’re making your vacuum cleaner and you’re a vacuum cleaner.
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Hoodies are security blankets for adults.
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Being a teenager is the awkward stage where you like adults more than the kids, but the kids like you more than the adults do.
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Cup holders are just cups for cups.
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Falling asleep is the best example of “fake it till you make it”.
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Slang is short for “Short Language”. So slang is slang for slang.
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I wonder if I’ll ever have to write Earth at the bottom of a postal address.
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An Alarm clock is something we get frustrated at when it does its job and also when it doesn’t.
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If you can’t afford a condom, then you really can’t afford NOT to have a condom.
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